> Just keep in mind this was on live radio. > > On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL they play > a game and ask people if they are married or in a serious > relationship. If yes then this person is asked 3 very personal > questions (that vary from couple to couple) and asked for their > significant other's name and work phone number. If the significant > other answers correctly, then they are winners. > > This particular day (12-9-98) it got interesting: > DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know "Mate Match"? > Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do. > DJ: What is your name? First name only please. > Contestant: Brian. > DJ: Are you married or what Brian? > Brian: Yes. > DJ: "Yes"? Does this mean your are "married"? or what?, Brian? > Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married. > DJ: Thank you, Brian. OK, now, what is your wife's name? First only > please, Brian. > Brian: Sara. > DJ: Is Sara at work Brian? > Brian: She is gonna kill me. > DJ: Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work? > Brian: (laughing) Yes she is. > DJ: All right then, first question: When was the last time you had sex? > Brian: She is gonna kill me. > DJ: BRIAN! Stay with me here man. > Brian: About 8 O'clock this morning. > DJ: Atta boy. > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well... > DJ: Number 2: How long did it last? > Brian: About 10 minutes. > DJ: Wow! You really want that trip huh? No one would ever have said that if it > there weren't a trip at stake. > Brian: Yeah, it would be really nice. > DJ: OK. Final question: Where was it that you had sex at 8 this morning? > Brian: (laughing hard) I ummmmm... > DJ: This sounds good Brian; where was it? > Brian: Not that it was all that great, just that her mom is staying with us > for a couple of weeks and she was taking a shower at the time. > DJ: Ooooooh, sneaky boy! > Brian: On the kitchen table. > DJ: "Not that great"? That is more adventurous than the last hundred times I > have done it. Anyway, (to audience) I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's > work number and call her up. You listen to this. > (Advertisements) > DJ: (to audience) Let's call Sara, shall we? > (touch tones ...*ringing*) > Clerk: Kinko's. > DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere? > Clerk: This is she. > DJ: Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM. I have beenspeaking with Brian for a couple > of hours now... > Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours? > DJ: Well, awhile anyway. He is also on the line with us. Brian knows not to > give away any answers or you lose, soooooooo, do you know the rules of "Mate > Match"? > Sara: No. > DJ: Good. > Brian: (laughing) > Sara: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to? > Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly, OK? > Sara: Oh, Brian. > DJ: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara I will now ask you 3 questions and if you answer > exactly what Brian has said, then the 2 of you are off to Orlando, Florida at > our expense. This does include tickets to Disney World and Sea World. > Sara: All right. > Brian: (laughing) > DJ: All right, when did you have sex last Sara? > Sara: Oh God, Brian..this morning before Brian went to work. > DJ: What time? > Sara: About 8, I think. > (sound effect) DING DING DING > DJ: Very good. Next question: How long did it last? > Sara: 12 ... 15 minutes maybe. > DJ: hhmmmmm > Background voice in studio: That's close enough. I am sure she is trying not > to harm his manhood. > DJ: Well, we will give you that one. Last question: Where did you do it? > Sara: OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did you?!?! > Brian: Just tell him honey. > DJ: What is bothering you so much Sara? > Sara: Well, it's just ... just that my mom is vacationing with us and... > DJ: SHE SAW?!?! > Sara: BRIAN?!?! > Brian: NO, no she didn't. > DJ: Ease up there sister. Just messin' with your head. Your answer? > Sara: Dear Lord..I cannot believe you told them this. > Brian: Come on honey it's for a trip to Florida. > DJ: Let's go Sara we ain't got all day. Where did you do it? > Sara: In the ass. > (long pause) > DJ: We will be right back. > (advertisements) > DJ: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This is live radio and these > things do happen. Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to lovely Orlando, Florida.