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> Just keep in mind this was on live radio.
>
> On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL they play
> a game and ask people if they are married or in a serious
> relationship. If yes then this person is asked 3 very personal
> questions (that vary from couple to couple) and asked for their
> significant other's name and work phone number. If the significant
> other answers correctly, then they are winners.
>
> This particular day (12-9-98) it got interesting:
> DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know "Mate Match"?
> Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do.
> DJ: What is your name? First name only please.
> Contestant: Brian.
> DJ: Are you married or what Brian?
> Brian: Yes.
> DJ: "Yes"? Does this mean your are "married"? or what?, Brian?
> Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.
> DJ: Thank you, Brian. OK, now, what is your wife's name? First only
> please, Brian.
> Brian: Sara.
> DJ: Is Sara at work Brian?
> Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> DJ: Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?
> Brian: (laughing) Yes she is.
> DJ: All right then, first question: When was the last time you had
sex?
> Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> DJ: BRIAN! Stay with me here man.
> Brian: About 8 O'clock this morning.
> DJ: Atta boy.
> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well...
> DJ: Number 2: How long did it last?
> Brian: About 10 minutes.
> DJ: Wow! You really want that trip huh? No one would ever have said
that if it
> there weren't a trip at stake.
> Brian: Yeah, it would be really nice.
> DJ: OK. Final question: Where was it that you had sex at 8 this
morning?
> Brian: (laughing hard) I ummmmm...
> DJ: This sounds good Brian; where was it?
> Brian: Not that it was all that great, just that her mom is staying
with us
> for a couple of weeks and she was taking a shower at the time.
> DJ: Ooooooh, sneaky boy!
> Brian: On the kitchen table.
> DJ: "Not that great"? That is more adventurous than the last hundred
times I
> have done it. Anyway, (to audience) I will put Brian on hold, get his
wife's
> work number and call her up. You listen to this.
> (Advertisements)
> DJ: (to audience) Let's call Sara, shall we?
> (touch tones ...*ringing*)
> Clerk: Kinko's.
> DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?
> Clerk: This is she.
> DJ: Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM. I have beenspeaking with Brian for
a couple
> of hours now...
> Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours?
> DJ: Well, awhile anyway. He is also on the line with us. Brian knows
not to
> give away any answers or you lose, soooooooo, do you know the rules of
"Mate
> Match"?
> Sara: No.
> DJ: Good.
> Brian: (laughing)
> Sara: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?
> Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly, OK?
> Sara: Oh, Brian.
> DJ: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara I will now ask you 3 questions and if you
answer
> exactly what Brian has said, then the 2 of you are off to Orlando,
Florida at
> our expense. This does include tickets to Disney World and Sea World.
> Sara: All right.
> Brian: (laughing)
> DJ: All right, when did you have sex last Sara?
> Sara: Oh God, Brian..this morning before Brian went to work.
> DJ: What time?
> Sara: About 8, I think.
> (sound effect) DING DING DING
> DJ: Very good. Next question: How long did it last?
> Sara: 12 ... 15 minutes maybe.
> DJ: hhmmmmm
> Background voice in studio: That's close enough. I am sure she is
trying not
> to harm his manhood.
> DJ: Well, we will give you that one. Last question: Where did you do
it?
> Sara: OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did you?!?!
> Brian: Just tell him honey.
> DJ: What is bothering you so much Sara?
> Sara: Well, it's just ... just that my mom is vacationing with us
and...
> DJ: SHE SAW?!?!
> Sara: BRIAN?!?!
> Brian: NO, no she didn't.
> DJ: Ease up there sister. Just messin' with your head. Your answer?
> Sara: Dear Lord..I cannot believe you told them this.
> Brian: Come on honey it's for a trip to Florida.
> DJ: Let's go Sara we ain't got all day. Where did you do it?
> Sara: In the ass.
> (long pause)
> DJ: We will be right back.
> (advertisements)
> DJ: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This is live radio and
these
> things do happen. Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to lovely Orlando,
Florida.
>
> On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL they play
> a game and ask people if they are married or in a serious
> relationship. If yes then this person is asked 3 very personal
> questions (that vary from couple to couple) and asked for their
> significant other's name and work phone number. If the significant
> other answers correctly, then they are winners.
>
> This particular day (12-9-98) it got interesting:
> DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know "Mate Match"?
> Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do.
> DJ: What is your name? First name only please.
> Contestant: Brian.
> DJ: Are you married or what Brian?
> Brian: Yes.
> DJ: "Yes"? Does this mean your are "married"? or what?, Brian?
> Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.
> DJ: Thank you, Brian. OK, now, what is your wife's name? First only
> please, Brian.
> Brian: Sara.
> DJ: Is Sara at work Brian?
> Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> DJ: Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?
> Brian: (laughing) Yes she is.
> DJ: All right then, first question: When was the last time you had
sex?
> Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> DJ: BRIAN! Stay with me here man.
> Brian: About 8 O'clock this morning.
> DJ: Atta boy.
> Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well...
> DJ: Number 2: How long did it last?
> Brian: About 10 minutes.
> DJ: Wow! You really want that trip huh? No one would ever have said
that if it
> there weren't a trip at stake.
> Brian: Yeah, it would be really nice.
> DJ: OK. Final question: Where was it that you had sex at 8 this
morning?
> Brian: (laughing hard) I ummmmm...
> DJ: This sounds good Brian; where was it?
> Brian: Not that it was all that great, just that her mom is staying
with us
> for a couple of weeks and she was taking a shower at the time.
> DJ: Ooooooh, sneaky boy!
> Brian: On the kitchen table.
> DJ: "Not that great"? That is more adventurous than the last hundred
times I
> have done it. Anyway, (to audience) I will put Brian on hold, get his
wife's
> work number and call her up. You listen to this.
> (Advertisements)
> DJ: (to audience) Let's call Sara, shall we?
> (touch tones ...*ringing*)
> Clerk: Kinko's.
> DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?
> Clerk: This is she.
> DJ: Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM. I have beenspeaking with Brian for
a couple
> of hours now...
> Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours?
> DJ: Well, awhile anyway. He is also on the line with us. Brian knows
not to
> give away any answers or you lose, soooooooo, do you know the rules of
"Mate
> Match"?
> Sara: No.
> DJ: Good.
> Brian: (laughing)
> Sara: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?
> Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly, OK?
> Sara: Oh, Brian.
> DJ: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara I will now ask you 3 questions and if you
answer
> exactly what Brian has said, then the 2 of you are off to Orlando,
Florida at
> our expense. This does include tickets to Disney World and Sea World.
> Sara: All right.
> Brian: (laughing)
> DJ: All right, when did you have sex last Sara?
> Sara: Oh God, Brian..this morning before Brian went to work.
> DJ: What time?
> Sara: About 8, I think.
> (sound effect) DING DING DING
> DJ: Very good. Next question: How long did it last?
> Sara: 12 ... 15 minutes maybe.
> DJ: hhmmmmm
> Background voice in studio: That's close enough. I am sure she is
trying not
> to harm his manhood.
> DJ: Well, we will give you that one. Last question: Where did you do
it?
> Sara: OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did you?!?!
> Brian: Just tell him honey.
> DJ: What is bothering you so much Sara?
> Sara: Well, it's just ... just that my mom is vacationing with us
and...
> DJ: SHE SAW?!?!
> Sara: BRIAN?!?!
> Brian: NO, no she didn't.
> DJ: Ease up there sister. Just messin' with your head. Your answer?
> Sara: Dear Lord..I cannot believe you told them this.
> Brian: Come on honey it's for a trip to Florida.
> DJ: Let's go Sara we ain't got all day. Where did you do it?
> Sara: In the ass.
> (long pause)
> DJ: We will be right back.
> (advertisements)
> DJ: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This is live radio and
these
> things do happen. Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to lovely Orlando,
Florida.
